I have this vision of how things are going to go when it's time to deliver my baby. With a few swift pushes, I will birth my perfectly healthy baby girl and hear her comforting cry moments after she enters the world. Then, before scoring a 10 on the Apgar test, she will be placed on my chest for a bout of peaceful bonding, where she will sleep soundly, enjoying her new time with her mom and dad. And we'll all live happily ever after. The end. However, I realize that visions and/or "plans" when giving birth are laughable. You need to be able to roll with the punches. You need to be ready for your 15-minute-old daughter to flip you off.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I present to you the gorgeous, angelic, beautiful newborn girl ... who casually gave her father the finger just moments after being born. Seriously, this is the funniest thing you will see all day. Check it out.
And there you have it, folks. We can all go home now. There won't be anything better on the Internet today.
How hilarious is this? Was your birth as you envisioned it to be?
Image via tlund/YouTube
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